Show some respect!

Today’s meeting is with someone truly important — high-ranking, deeply traditional, and utterly unforgiving of etiquette blunders.

The setting: a tatami-matted room. The challenge: you must remain in full seiza pose for the entire meal. No shifting. No cheating. No letting your toes peek out like a coward. Your legs will scream. Your dignity will try to escape your body. But the RSBW code is clear: honor above circulation.

This isn't just a diplomatic dinner. It’s a test of discipline, posture, and internal screaming.

Hold. That. Pose.

#[200₴] Hold a Seiza pose for the whole duration of a meal

Seiza, meaning “proper sitting,” became the formal way to sit in Japan during the Edo period, especially among samurai and in ceremonial settings. Originally a sign of respect, discipline, and social order, the pose remains deeply tied to tradition — and is still used today in tea ceremonies, martial arts, and moments where dignity must triumph over comfort.

In order to maintain this pose and complete the assignment, you'll need to do the following:

1. Begin Kneeling: Start by kneeling on the floor. Your knees should be together, not spread apart. This is not the time for comfort.
2. Feet Flat, Toes Pointed Back: Point your feet straight behind you so the tops of your feet rest flat against the floor. Your big toes should either lightly touch or slightly overlap. Heels go under your bum — like tiny, sad cushions.
3. Lower Yourself Gently: Sit back so your buttocks rest on your heels. Keep your back straight and shoulders relaxed. You are now in official leg-numbing territory.
4. Hands on Thighs: Place your hands neatly on your thighs with fingers together, palms down. Bonus etiquette points for slightly curved fingers, as if holding an invisible bento of politeness.
5. Head Up, Eyes Calm: Maintain a respectful, serene expression. You may be dying inside, but your face should say, “Yes, I’m deeply honored to be here.”